I'm Kristie, your friendly neighborhood blockbuster nerd. Upon this blog, you will find geeky reblogs, mostly of the the things I am in fandom for. Here is a list, for your (my) convenience: AVENGERS, INCEPTION, AMAZING SPIDERMAN, BATMAN BEGINS, DISNEY, HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON, MERLIN, DAVID COOK, DAVID ARCHULETA, OTHER AMERICAN IDOLS OF THE AMAZING KIND, LIKE KELLY CLARKSON, OR KRIS ALLEN, SHERLOCK, VAMPIRE DIARIES, ONCE UPON A TIME, YOUNG AVENGERS, YOUNG JUSTICE, AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER, GAME OF THRONES, HARRY POTTER, SUITS, NIGHTRUNNER SERIES, LORD OF THE RINGS, HUNGER GAMES, STAR TREK, GHIBLI STUDIOS, OTHER TV SHOWS WITH TWO BROMANTIC MALE LEADS THAT I WISH THE PRODUCER HAD THE BALLS TO MAKE FOR-REAL HOMOSEXUAL, CUTE THINGS, GAY THINGS, DORKY THINGS, LOTS OF GIF-TYPE THINGS, RANDOM AMAZING MOVIES, PORN, GAY PORN, QUESTIONABLE PORN, PORN THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE LEGAL IN YOUR COUNTRY, EROTICA, JEREMY RENNER'S ASS, CHRIS EVAN'S ASS, SCARJO'S EVERYTHING, RDJ'S FACE, JOE DEMPSIE AND HIS STRUT, PETER DINKLAGE BEING BAMF, CATS, OCCASIONAL PUPPIES, BUT MOSTLY KITTIES OF THE FELINE VARIETY, BECAUSE CATS, LESBIANS, LESBIAN PORN, LESBIAN CATS?, LOLS, BEKKA, SHIT HAPPENS.

I THINK I'VE LOST MY POINT. MAYBE. IDK. YO, YOU CASUAL INTERLOPER WHO ACTUALLY READ THIS WHOLE THING, IDU TO BEFRIEND ME. I DARE YOU.

ehryel:

broffessor:

esotericat:

brostrider:

amorphis:

genericazn:

colmansmustard:

eveebear:

 Colorado: The IRL South Park is so cool you guys

New York City: We’re all shitty drivers.

Washington, D.C.: I know Obama.

California: It’s so warm that I can wear shorts year round.

Quebec: Frenchies everywhere.

(via mywatercoolerromance)

new jersey: I live in an industrial wasteland but it’s on the beach too whoa

also hi snooki

curacao - everyone is overweight

Aruba: We live in huts under coconut trees.

Washington: We all love coffee.

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  1. tehbombdotcom reblogged this from prettyfreakinscary and added:
    Indiana .. “Wait, what the fuck is Indiana? Is that like a subdivision?”
  2. prettyfreakinscary reblogged this from badly-drawn and added:
    Indiana….wait where the fuck is Indiana?
  3. rum-and-raspberries reblogged this from ehryel
  4. the-saint-jimmy reblogged this from unfragile
  5. ninetailedfoxspirit reblogged this from morticiamanson and added:
    AUSTRALIA: I ride my kangaroo to school, and I say g’day to everyone I see!
  6. morticiamanson reblogged this from ripmikeywayspenis and added:
    MASSACHUSETTS: I’m a preppy rich bitch.
  7. artemis-devotee reblogged this from ehryel
  8. daenerthedanish reblogged this from ehryel
  9. perfectionincarnate reblogged this from catchtheearofthedesperate and added:
    California- I’m blond...every other word out of my pretty, pink lips is ‘like’, ‘oh my...
  10. thes0cialite reblogged this from you-shinebrighter and added:
    warm… In Canada:
  11. you-shinebrighter reblogged this from ehryel and added:
    Vancouver: we’re a bunch of pot-heads, and no class riot-ers.
  12. ravencat reblogged this from introspectiveillumination and added:
    California: We all live on the beach and surf, and can’t go five feet without running into a celebrity.
  13. ducklingmustard reblogged this from tophats and added:
    aww mate, don’t forget
  14. tophats reblogged this from ikebukuuro and added:
    I use a Kangaroo (called Skippy) to get me places, all I live...is Vegemite, I live...
  15. freshcuppatea reblogged this from louboutinsandglitter and added:
    CANADA: We all live in igloos, ride on polar bears, play hockey, and eat bacon and maple syrup for breakfast
  16. skyxxsky reblogged this from my-dearestallie and added:
    Kansas: Our entire state is flat and we all wear cowboy boots
  17. whatsupwithyourface reblogged this from my-dearestallie and added:
    Texas: We all say “ya’ll” and are considered gramatically inccorect. We’re ALWAYS in fucking western get up gear. And we...
  18. teethonedgee reblogged this from louboutinsandglitter and added:
    LAS VEGAS: Everyone lives in Hotels//Casinos.
  19. fluorescentadolescent-1 reblogged this from louboutinsandglitter and added:
    all women are prostitutes, everyone drinks and has sex and goes to bars all the time.
  20. anndefinedme reblogged this from louboutinsandglitter and added:
    PHILIPPINES: We are all flat-n0sed, and we eat plenty of rice for breakfast, lunch and dinner. (^_^)
  21. chachach3rry reblogged this from rachel-fong and added:
    Kuwait: WE are filthy rich and we have women as sex slaves
  22. nomnomnomaste reblogged this from rachel-fong and added:
    I ride a horse to school.
  23. rachel-fong reblogged this from louboutinsandglitter and added:
    Malaysia: Apparently we live in trees.
  24. my-dearestallie reblogged this from louboutinsandglitter and added:
    The Netherlands: we wear clogs instead of shoes
  25. louboutinsandglitter reblogged this from youllbemysomethingelse and added:
    AUSTRALIA: WE RIDE KANGAROOS INSTEAD OF CARS
  26. aohatsu reblogged this from ehryel and added:
    Washington: We all love coffee.
  27. so-wrong-its-reckless-np reblogged this from juwlie and added:
    Dundee, Scotland: We’re all ginger, eat haggis and are teenage parents.
  28. holdyourseatbeltsgayboys reblogged this from skinnymaybeplease and added:
    Holland: I live next to cows and wear clogs.
  29. ifrollophile reblogged this from ehryel and added:
    Pennsylvania: We’re all hicks and farmers
  30. mrscandyv reblogged this from clarityinst3reo and added:
    Laredo, Texas: Its a Zeta/Drug Cartel War zone. I beg to differ.